Rayhawk ([info]rayhawk) wrote,
  • Mood: ashamed

This one is really hard to explain

Sullis: This dude is totally your hero:
Sullis: http://www.xenobuzz.com/MyLegoCreations/Alpha%20Team%20Goggles.htm

rayhawk: oh yeah, I saw that highlighted on lugnet but was afraid to click the link

Sullis: it's awful
Sullis: L. and I call the result the "R.T's"
Sullis: the Retard Tingles
Sullis: when you're embarrassed on someone else's behalf ...
Sullis: you know, that weird shaky feeling and full facial flush you get whenever you see an episode of "Saved By The Bell"
Sullis: that make more sense if I were speaking to someone who didn't have the collector's edition DVD set

rayhawk: why would I see an episode of saved by the bell?
rayhawk: I'm getting the RTs on your behalf just because you mentioned it

Sullis: Because Mario Lopez also gives you weird tingly sensations
Sullis: then you understand how I felt when I checked out that link

rayhawk: I briefly considered googling that name to find out who mario lopez was, but instead I've decided to let you continue to be the expert on saved by the bell references

Sullis: google him
Sullis: I dare you
Sullis: he always gives me the RTs

rayhawk: http://www.kpvi.com/index.cfm?page=Mostwanted/Mlopez.cfm
rayhawk: oh this guy http://www.adonde.com/chicos/mario_lopez_01.htm
rayhawk: uh, if you want to get tinglies looking at naked dudes I guess that's your prerogative

Sullis: luckily I didn't click that before you wrote that second part
Sullis: he hosts a show on animal planet
Sullis: he's the most ambiguously -human person I've ever seen

rayhawk: any show on animal planet gives me the RTs
rayhawk: hey wait, I think natasha watches that show, I've seen this guy before.

Sullis: of course you have -- I'm sure he lives down the street

rayhawk: shit he just might
rayhawk: that sucks

Sullis: ANYWAY
Sullis: oh, christ, I don't even know what I was thinking
Sullis: now I feel all icky
Sullis: you and your Mario Lopez thing
Sullis: throw in some Alpha Team goggles
Sullis: ugh, what a fiasco you're living

rayhawk: oh no you don't
rayhawk: you're not going to trick me into photoshopping the alpha team goggles onto mario lopez
rayhawk: that would be going TOO FAR

Sullis: oh, lord, that would be funny if you did that
Sullis: I'll bet you even have one of those lapel pins that reads "I'm on the Mario Team - Goggle Me, Alpha Male!"

rayhawk: if I was on the mario team, it would be a nintendo reference and nothing more


. . . and BAM! Time to kick it up a notch!

Sullis: oh my god, that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages
Sullis: would you mind if I made a post on that on Wayne's forum?
Sullis: I'll omit any references to your relationship and physical proximity to hinm

rayhawk: you can if you want, I'm putting it in my blog in a minute

Sullis: all right
Sullis: be kind to me

rayhawk: be what???

Sullis: oh dear

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